I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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