ya dads aren't the best wingmen
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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