im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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