I'll bet she douches with gravy.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
