exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You are a booty call, not a friend.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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