I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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