You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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