I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I understand Curling. That high.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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