what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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