yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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