dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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