You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
there was a trapeze. enough said
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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