Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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