actually, I'm a sock model
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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