Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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