3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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