Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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