I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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