Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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