Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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