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i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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