I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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