I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
