so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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