hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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