She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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