I love black thongs
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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