Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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