Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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