he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
