No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
