I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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