why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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