Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
