He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
there is puke in my bra ... again
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