That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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