these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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