now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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