so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Randomize
