STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
pray to the hookup gods
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
