are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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