its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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