careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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