Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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