Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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