Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
