any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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