the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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