Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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