that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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