Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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