remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Apparently you make a good broom.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She needs sedatives and a leash
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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