Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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