I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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