Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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