so explain again why im purple
no
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He better not be in your backpack
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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