Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Randomize
