a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
