We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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