is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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