quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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