Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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