all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I need moral support for this bender
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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